Friday Fun Memo

Hi. My name is Frank. I am in 1st grade at Car Island Elementary School. Today an announcement came over the loudspeakers:
Attention teachers and students,
Attention teachers and students,
This is Ms.Glennsworth , the school secretary and I have some exciting news:
The "Friday Fun Memo" is coming to school next week and I want someone to come to
the school office and type the Friday Fun Memo and print it so that I can send to all of the student's houses.
Everybody was excited. The school principal, Mr.Smith, allowed me and my friend, Andy to type the Friday Memo. We typed it all correct:
Monday: School Canceled
No school. Everyone can take a break.
Tuesday:Band Recital
Recital starts @ 6:30-7:00. Parents may come.
Wednesday: Car's Diner Night
Everybody can have a good meal at Car's Diner from 6:30-7:30.
Thursday: School Pictures For Yearbooks
Everybody needs to take a wash down for this day. Everybody needs to look their grandest or the yearbooks will be ruined. If anyone IS dirty for the school pictures, he or she recieves a one way ticket to the school office.
Friday: Healthy Food Day
Everybody needs to have a healthy food for snack. Lunch is served as organic Grade A low fat milk fuel, fresh fuel juices, fruit salad, or baloney sandwiches. Anyone caught eating junk food recieves a detention.