Fred's New Ad

Hi. My name is Frank. Today Fred Weasly, one of my best friends, started an ad called Ask Fred. When we get problems, we "email" him at fredweasly@askfred.com. On Monday, Fred got a question from me:
To:fredweasly@askfred.com
From:frankfargo@treehousecomix.org
Dear Fred,
My comic business is down to -70% and now me and Andy want to get it up to 100%. What should I do?
a.stop making comic books
b.make a lot of copies so everyone can read our comics
c.threaten to stop the ad

Fred answer was "b". On Tuesday Fred got another question from George:
To:fredbuckley@askfred.com
From:georgebuckley@pullingpranks.com
Dear Fred,
The school principal refuses us to pull pranks. What should me and Harold do?
a.tell you all about it and you can help me
b. be like a school brainiac (saying "I'm telling" or "That is so immature!")
c.just stop
d.any of the above
Fred's answer was "d". On Wednesday Fred got another question from Aron Marcini:
To:fredweasly@askfred.com
From:aroncunningham@whenhamstersattack.com
Dear Fred,
I love hamsters, but my pet hamster, Hammy is gone! What should I do?
a.make "lost hamster" signs all over town for a $3 reward
b.find him all over the house
c. If I can't find him in the house, get a new hamster
d. any of the above
Fred's answer was also "d". After Fred received all his questions, he got $1000000. Anna's "sopa'' became fresh again. Me and Andy could sell free comics again. Stephanie's clarinet was fixed. Hammy was found lurking in the toilet. George and Harold decided not to pull pranks anymore. And Melvin kept struggling on his 1st grade homework until he was a smart car. Fred's ad probably worked. Now he could use it on the go. Commercials of "Ask Fred" were here and there and everywhere. Now the entire Buckley family was rich.